Rhapsodic

Disclaimer: This is not a political rant or commentary, despite its appearance.

Americans confuse me. They don't want government healthcare. They claim to be a secular nation, yet are largely insistent upon Christian values in almost every sphere of their dealings. They like to wash their oversized and grease heavy portions down with a diet coke. Many cannot point out major countries on a map/globe, but still insist on "uprooting terrorism" and fighting wars in countries they will probably never understand. They like their gas chugging American cars over Japanese ones. Oh, and they have Oreo cereal. CEREAL. Not cookie, but cereal.

But what I really don't get is this: for most of us, if we got close enough to our (would be) president we'd try and get a picture with him, or tell him we admire him, maybe even swear at him and ask him why he's such a bleedin' heart liberal (if it happens to be something you take offense to). Instead, what do American women do? They grab their potential president elect's a**. Imagine how that goes down in history text books. Can't you see the parallels already?
"Rosa Parks, the mother of Civil Rights for African Americans firmly refused to give up her seat on a bus. Skanky Hoboerson, mother of all trailer trash, refused to let go of the first African American President's firm seat."

Truly life-altering, that.